Late in 2006, I [Dave Lunn] was contacted by a person who  was passing herself off as a booking agent. Her idea was to hold a charity event in aid of 'The Rainbow Trust' (more about them in a second).
As time grew nearer the date for the proposed 'super do', the bands involved became suspicious about its authenticity. A bit digging by me revealed the 'agent' hadn't followed the simple rules of charity events. She'd committed herself to spending more than she could possibly earn and had sold no tickets to cover this cost.
She hadn't sorted a PA system or lights and had arranged a huge venue that needed money up front to pay extra staff.
The evening before the event, as all the bands had predicted, she sent a text saying it was off. No one's seen or heard from her since and she's a bad memory.
But the charity itself had been expecting results as she'd laid it on very thick with them.

'The Rainbow Trust' is a Small North East based charity that dedicates itself to the care of terminally and seriously ill children and their families. Any funds raised stay in the North East and go directly to the care of people who need it most. No paying charity directors or helping with their petrol costs..it pays carers to go to the family home to offer specialist care. They send kids and their families on much needed breaks and holidays. An example from our own Mark Boundary (Vertigo U2), saw his young cousin meeting Santa Claus in Lapland. They have a purpose built premises near Hexham, designed to treat the poorly children and let their parents and family relax and have a break in their stressful lives.
It's a wonderful organisation and based about 2 minutes from my place, so I went to them to see what had occurred.
They had been informed by the 'booking agent' about the event but had been let down badly. It seems like good manners to not promise funds to any charity if you have no intention of delivering the goods. So, I decided to stage the event properly.
To be honest, it would have been very difficult to take this all on myself, but as soon as I mentioned it, the whole of the North East 'Rock' community leapt at the chance to help and made the thing a joy to organise.
I decided straight away on Washington F.C.
I knew Big Davey, the proprietor. I'd announced that I was planning to hold an event and as I walked into the club I didn't even get the chance to speak. 'I know what you're gonna ask' said the big lad, 'definitely'.

Next, I decided the theme would be one of Heavy Metal.
Each February, Jeff Grant from 'The Oddballs'  holds the excellent 'Rocketfest' event at 'The George Stephenson' in Killingworth in aid of 'St. Oswald's Hospice'.
He chooses bands that reflect the whole wide spectrum of North East Live Music from folk to metal.
I'm not as wise or subtle as Jeff though.
I wanted it loud, heavy and nasty.
Then the difficult task of procuring the services of bands that I thought would pull in a crowd over two days on a bank holiday weekend.
How do you get the cream of North East rock bands to play and give up their time for nowt?
You ask!!!
Not one band said 'No'.
Some couldn't do it because of holiday or work commitments but the line up I secured blew everyone's minds when it was announced.
Then John Gambit volunteered to do the PA and lights for the whole weekend - free of charge.
The size of the rig he brought pushed the ceiling tiles at the club out of place - literally.
I'll mention Gam's efforts throughout the review. It's an integral part of the show as you will read.
Obviously, I had Riffs in from the start. Nige was present throughout, snapping away with his camera to capture the event and Shovelmouth were one of my first choices.
I was asked to review the bands and quickly agreed.
I will not be reviewing Sabbatica and White Noise as I may be biased haha.
I'll do the rest.
I'll explain now, that I don't do serious reviews at charity events. This was not about each band showcasing exactly how good they were. This review is about the event itself. It's a show that will undoubtedly become an annual event.
Some of the bands concerned are about to suffer some mickey taking. They all deserve it and secretly enjoy it.
Here goes...read on

THE GILROY BAND - I've known Steve Gilroy for a while now. He seems to have been around forever on the circuit but he's still a young lad. (well youngish)
He's similar to me in that when he's asked to aid a good cause he doesn't know when to hold back.
He became my right hand 'geezer' for this whole thing and I can say he was one of the people that became absolutely essential in its success..
Anyway they hit the stage at 4pm on Sunday. Regular axe man Paul Keenan was unavailable for the gig.
Being a rock star, he was doing a stint in rehab for his drink and drug addiction...actually he was on holiday in the Cotswolds...very metal.
So in stepped Nick Jennison from Shanghai to play alongside Steve on guitar.
I'll get on to Nick's own band much later. It's worth hanging around.
I'd seen The Gilroy's three times before. Their best performance was at Rocketfest when they picked the perfect one set to suit Vinnie's voice.
They did exactly the same this time around. I was asked to do the first two songs and it was just an excuse to play Jeff Grant's Les Paul before handing it over to Nick to play properly (honestly, read on for more about this monster).
We blasted through 'Roadhouse' and 'LA Woman' before the band settled in to songs by Bad Co , AC/DC,  Clapton and Robin Trower to name a few. (unfortunately No Iron Maiden is included in the set yet).
The high point was 'Layla' which is that song in a bands set that makes everyone sit up and take notice. Starts slow, then 'bang' into the real thing.
Nick strutted and posed and shredded (guitar term), splitting harmonics, but amazingly not his trousers.
Tom, on the kit, is an excellent young drummer (but wears ear plugs when it gets too loud) and is totally complimented by new bassist Steve (who I reckon is one of the coolest looking dudes onstage with his Firebird bass).
Steve Gilroy's a good guitar player and he worked well with stand in Nick.
The set was suited to Vin's gravelly voice and the now filling up Washington FC was treated to a great opening act who should be starting to realise that they're getting their line up and set list together, and can stand their ground with any band.
There was a criticism levelled at Gilroy once that they had 'nee beef' in their sound and it's been a bit of a standing joke for 2 years now.
Not any more. Find a new joke 'cos the monster PA and new set list means need they need Horseradish sauce these days.
Could not have asked for a better start from possibly the most 'un metal' band of the weekend. [Dave]

It kicked off at 4 p.m. with The Gilroy Band.  A great bunch of musicians but without their usual lead guitarist.  So, guest appearances were made by Dave Lunn (Organiser & MC for the day, of Sabbatica) and Nick from Shanghai (who is scheduled for an appearance on Monday’s event). This guy has such energy (with long curly hair that he uses to good effect to create a stunning visual performance!) he lifted the band to new heights.  Considering these guys don’t usually play with this band they blended in very well indeed.  Playing a couple of bluesy numbers such as Crossroads.  They did a Doors number and finished off with AC/DC.  A bit of time taken up when they finished as their drummer is left handed so they had to swap the drum kit around. [JLH]
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The Mudsharks hail from Ashington way and are a relatively new band that have done maybe half a dozen gigs.
To be honest I asked guitarist Barry before I'd heard them, because we are big mates.
I thought  'They might be ok. I'll stick them on fairly early just in case they're not'. Donkey's Ears for me then.
I saw The Mudsharks at 'The Office' a fortnight ago for the first time and was blown away. They have the complete package and it's only time before they are one of the bands pubs will be fighting over to book. Today was even better. The band comprises of Gordon (Vocals), Keith (guitar), Barry (guitar) Danny (bass) and Jon (drums)
They opened with  'Cochise' by Audioslave before going into some really tight and stunning versions of songs by a variety of bands.
They have the set list absolutely spot on. Their version of 'Still in Love With you' has to be heard, with Barry's solo really capturing the 'Live and Dangerous' sound.
Pearl Jam's 'Alive' was played to perfection and Velvet Revolver's 'Slither' raised the roof. Gordon's got a great range and is backed by quality players all round.
There were quite a few teenagers there including my 15 year old son.  The Mudsharks are now his favourite local band.
Big Davey immediately asked me who to see for booking a gig with the band and they have to contact him this week. That says it all really.
New to the scene but already making ground and being talked about.
Oh and the good news was that Barry's lass Sarah had managed to recover from the last gig where she out drank some fish and threw up on her own hair. So this time I got a hug without having to pull away and hold me nose. [Dave]

Next up were the Mudsharks from Ashington a fairly recent venture.  I had read Col’s review of them at the Office, so thought this was a good opportunity to see them in action (he’s never been wrong yet in my opinion).  His review is absolutely spot on they were fantastic!  The lead singer is such a natural front man with charisma & a brilliant voice.  A stunning lead guitarist that kept to the background – why?  They played a great mix of songs and a superb Custard Pie by Zep.  It’s a shame they were on so early in the day but someone has to do those slots & they geared the audience up great for what was to come.  A definite must see again! [JLH]
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This was the first real indication of how good a sound engineer Gam is. I saw Skinflint's first half at the Footy club this Friday. They were very good and Al from On The Level did a good job with sound.
But Gam's rig (half owned, half borrowed), was so big it gave these young metallers a massive sound. They do a mix of their own stuff and popular metal covers such as Highway Star and a fair bit of Metallica. 'Cold Sweat' by Lizzy was in there with guitarists Dave and Kev showing that they're as good as their older peers.
While on the subject of Dave and Kev..I took my 12 year old daughter and her 12 year old pal to the gig.
I had an indication that Kev was a sex god when I found his picture hanging on the my daughter's bedroom wall. My daughter's mate decided that Dave's Sid Vicious look was for her and the two young rock gods got followed around by these adolescent girls in scene's reminiscent of the Bay City Rollers in the 70's.
The word's 'Dave's just given us both a hug' on Monday will haunt me forever. Please feel free to remind them both of this every time you see them.
Luckilly Al on bass and Roxy on drums don't think they're Mcfly and form a very tight and powerful rhythm section. Dave's singing is maturing and Al's other band 'Maiden England' keeps him busy on the fret board so this is a breeze for him. But it is the visual show that gives them the edge.
Look, sorry to all the other bands and all that, you have to take a step back and realise that 42 aint 22..
The lads play like they're veterans but look like energetic, stylish young metalheads...which is what they are.
Kev and Al flank Dave on either side of the stage . The brothers heed bang and there's hair all over the place. It looks great. Cheeky little lad Roxy on drums drives it all along perfectly.
I would have said their best song was the metalled up 'Wicked Game' by Chris Isaac. But tonight I heard them do 'Rebel Yell' for the first time.
I can see them playing that through a 40k rig to 7,000 bikers at this years Stormin'...and it'll be scary.
Skinflint are becoming a lot of punters' choice as favourite band.
I can see why... [Dave]

Skinflint were up next, a very young band full of energy & promise. The band have now fully found their feet with confirmation that they are to open at Stormin' the Castle this year. A much-deserved acolade to one of the hardest working bands on the circuit. A canny bunch of lads who play like demons and look like they are enjoying every minute. A set that included some of their own material was eagerly lapped up by the appreciative crowd and there doesn't seem much these lads can't turn their hand to. The base and lead guitarists with their long hair provide the visual performance & energy backed by a great drummer & guitarist/singer who has a superb voice. They sang three of their own songs including Erase The Memory & are quite metal in their repertoire of material. They played a Lizzy track as they usually do & there was plenty of support for this rockin' troupe -  especially from the youngsters. It’s nice to see the young’uns getting into rock.  Dave will have to watch out with his daughter; she was very taken with them! [JLH]
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If you haven't heard of 'Damage Control' then you haven't been paying attention for the last year or so.
Made up of members of Black Rose and ex members of White Noise, The Russ Tippins Band and Departure. Geordie, Colin Dixon, Colin Hird, Ainsley and Bill have set their standards high and surpassed them at a cantor.
There's no weak links in this band either playing wise or song choice wise.
The set is a polished, heavy, technical mix of covers that try to stay away from the 'overplayed' songs, pub bands used to churn out week in week out.
'Kill the King' by Rainbow is the set opener followed by Hagar's 'Only one way to rock'.  There's a strong Whitesnake and Rainbow/Dio influence, brought about by Bill's knack for singing these songs particularly well,  and each song has the effect of the audience thinking 'I didn't think any band would try this'.
An example of this would be Night Ranger's 'Don't tell me You Love me'. It's a song you love, but didn't think a local band would have the balls to try.
Once again, Gam's huge sound showed the band at their 'heavy' best. Twin guitars, belting rhythm section and fine vocals complemented by some good harmonies. It's good stuff.
Hirdy, Col and later Bill decided it was way too hot and stripped down to their bare chests. Luckilly, Ains and Geordie resisted the temptation. It could have all gone horribly wrong if the crowd panicked and tried to get out the door all at the same time.
It was a good bit of 'tongue in cheek' humour at a charity do in amongst all the hard work the band were doing.
Then the news that Damage Control had been selected to play this years Stormin' The Castle topped a great day for the lads. Well done.
By now the place was packed and there was a slight danger that the kitchen might run short of chips..but we made it. [Dave]

I’ve been dying to see the next band for ages & this was my first opportunity to catch them - Damage Control.  A mix of artists from ex RTB now Sticky Fingers, drummer and guitarist from Black Rose & lead guitarist from ex? White Noise. What struck me though was the singer, he has one hell of a powerful voice – stunning! on a par with Mark from Sticky Fingers. A fabulous visual performance from the two Col’s one with the lovely long blond hair to die for!  He uses his hair as a curtain to gaze out at the audience but how it doesn’t get tangled in the guitar must have taken plenty of practice. The other strutting his stuff & some good Van Halen type leaps. They have one of the best lead guitarists (Ainsley) on the circuit who’s not at all pretentious. His attention to detail is superb and some of his guitar work is mind-boggling. A fabulous performance & another band who I will make a point of seeing again. [JLH]
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MAIDEN ENGLAND - All of a sudden it was as if everything got turned up...or was it the usual high energy performance of this absolutely first rate Iron Maiden Tribute band?
Once again Hewie and the chaps used their superior musical skills to emulate one of Britain's most energetic and enduring metal bands.
I ain't ever been a massive Maiden Fan and I tend to get annoyed when Steve Gilroy goes on and on about how much he likes them.but that's probably because I've never, for some reason, sat down and listened properly.
To be honest I tend to just stand and watch Maiden, impressed with the visual and audio that I see and hear. Songs like 'Two Minutes to Midnight ' and 'Bring Your Daughter To the Slaughter' have me head banging as soon as ME start.
I know Nige from Riffs loves taking pics of Maiden cos they use the stage to perfection. This was Kev's second performance of the day and he didn't disappoint.
I'm always impressed by his bass sound and style, different in Maiden from what he does in Skinflint.
Graeme, such a nice lad offstage, hits the drums like a monster onstage.
Mark and Billy are two excellent guitar players, working well to create that huge Iron Maiden guitar sound. Sometimes, guitar players in tribute bands restricted to playing a rigid song selection, suffer when people talk about who their fave local players are..these two are both well up there for me. Despite not being a huge Iron Maiden fan, I can see and hear the quality of their playing, especially when they work together to create those twin lead harmonies..
That leaves Hewie. Paul (that's Hewie's real name by the way.his brothers are Dewie and Lewie though, honestly) is a proper character. He's always smiling and full of crack and patter as are the rest of the lads.but some pics of Bill are canny scarey like.. His vocal range and strength is incredible and some of the screams he did at this gig were fabulous.
The whole band totally use the stage to create a visual show that's first rate. The place had been heaving to capacity by the time the lads did the encore of 'Run To The Hills' and it was heed banging heaven.
The first of 4 tribute bands that weekend, Maiden England had ears ringing and heads banging...but they always do. [Dave]

Maiden England were up next, a well established band with a good following. Their singer Paul is a small bundle of raw power who asks for audience participation but by this time my ears were shot & I couldn’t tell if they got any back! (I hope so). A brilliant display of expressions from the guitarist who is very entertaining to watch. The base player from Skinflint is in this band providing another hair raising routine. They put on a fabulous performance of Iron Maiden classics including The Number of the Beast and Run to the Hills amongst others. If you’re a Maiden fan this group is a must see! and even if you’re not they are an excellent group of musicians who work well together & are fabulous to watch - and even better to photograph! The calibre of this band is not only evident when you see them but also when you realise that they have had two bites at Stormin's apple. Both times captivating the crowd in the palm of their hand. A band who can command an audience with unbelievable ease. In a word - troupers. [JLH]
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STICKY FINGERS - Many moons ago, when the local 'pub cover band' scene took off, most bands felt they had to play the blues. You could hear a wide and superb section of blues based rock.
The likes of Free and Bad Company were mixed with SRV, Rory Gallagher and other similar material in every music venue. It's a wonder anyone ever left the house.
Then two lads decided, probably in drink, to start something a little different. 'Let's dee some Purple and Sabbath instead' was the cry.
'Let's have another beer first,' was the reply.
I first saw Sticky Fingers years ago and they were the first band I saw where I thought 'Man on The Silver Mountain, pub bands are not allowed.'
At that point I decided that I'd never play Rory Gallagher again as I didn't really like him. How many bands must be influenced in some ways by this band's approach and enthusiasm..I think Skinflint will cough to it, and the sight of Young Dave getting up during this set proves that.
They'd been on the drink all day, but that's not unusual for a band whose members seem to be wearing a permanent smile.
They've got arguably the best lead guitarist in the area in Phil Martin who can play backwards, sideways, in Hungarian, with a fag in his hand and a smile on his face.
Marky Evans on vocals is a born entertainer. Stickies pick really well known songs and play them a la metal.
Keith and Hirdy are a solid rhythm section, and being a one guitar band, Colin (arguably one of the best bassists?) gets the chance to play a 27 string bass with synths attached etc.
Steve from Captain Rock got up to play guitar on an AC/DC number. 'We will Rock You' by Queen gets metalled up nicely for an opener.
The set progressed through classics like 'Green Manalishi' in which young Evans starts his audience participation bit. It's fun to watch.
There's so much fun and frivolity with this band that you have to close your eyes from time to time and listen to hear how seriously good they are.
Phil and Colin are never happy being actually on the stage and tend to wander off to climb on tables and hang out in the audience, kicking over their drinks and breaking wind in their faces and stuff.
'Mistreated' by Purple was a crowd pleaser and then the band closed with 'Sandman' by Metallica.
I couldn't get them off the stage. I told Hirdy 'One More' and Mark said 'Nee way, you're not cutting our set short'. I thought, he's drunk, he's from Ashington, his hair is like a spiked pit on Tomb Raider, I'll let them play.
There's so many bands of such high quality come onto the scene over the last few years that it's easy to forget that Sticky Fingers are still, after many years, one of the finest exponents of hard rock...and all done with a smile and an air of enjoyment.
And let us not forget that only a few years ago, Mark had the finest ever mullet cut and Phil is Bill Bailey. [Dave]

Sticky Fingers were the penultimate group to perform and perform they did!  A very well established band on the circuit who were one of the first rock bands in the North-East. A fantastic set & Mark has such a powerful voice. Phil & Col couldn't resist showing they were cordless and strutting their stuff up on the seats. These two work very well together to gee up the audience & the audience always responds. Poor Mark had to call the guys back! They had a guest appearance from the singer of Skinflint on a number & also Steve from Captain Rock jumped up for a song too. They provided a brilliant performance considering how early they turned up & how much they had to drink before going on stage - they didn’t miss a beat. [JLH]
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SABBATICA - Dave Lunn has certainly surprised me. Since leaving Tubesnake he seems to have expanded to take over the known universe. His organisation skills are superb, his guitar playing is mesmerising, his singing is excellent - and he can put together the odd paragraph or two that would shame a paid up member of Fleet Street!
Tomorrow night he would wow us all with one of his bands - White Noise but, tonight, it was as his alter ego Ozzy Osbourne that strode out onto the Washington FC stage, playing the tracks we know and love. Martin on guitar is a monster (in the nicest sense of the word) and the bass player and drummer complete the band that has quite a foothold in the north east tribute scene. Wigs and appropriate costumes helped to convince us it wasn't just four local lads belting out some superb rock. It was a long day and I was flagging - but Crazy Train stood out for me. And I remember 'Ozzy's' yellow get-up waving and flowing as he stepped either side of the mic leaning forward and clapping and I could here Ozzy saying 'I love you - I love you all'. Dave was there when I got to the gig - and that was coming up to ten hours ago - so he had a helluva lot more 'go' than me (well, he is slightly younger!) but to do a full set like that at the very end of the night was worthy of a 'marathon man'. A good set, but to really appreciate what this band have to offer then catch them at a venue near you doing a full set.

Sabbatica had the last slot by which time the event was overrunning by an hour. I haven’t seen this band since their first gig, they were stunning then and I couldn’t believe they would improve but improve they have!  The members of the band were ¾ Fist but it appears that they devote their time to this project now - and to good effect!  The lead guitarist is a fellow engineer who certainly knows how to play, solidly backed by a fabulous drummer. They got dressed up in wigs and Ozzy glasses to create a superb visual performance. Dave Lunn had had a very long day with not only organising the whole event and smoozing with band members, but also compering and making sure everything was running as smoothly as possible so for him to get up and front a band at this late hour is a testament to his stamina and dedication. He also has the Ozzy mannerisms off to a T - scary!  He’s certainly flourished as a brilliant frontman since leaving Tubesnake & puts on a fantastic performance - even the Ozzy voice has improved.  I just hope he doesn’t miss playing the guitar as Bob from Freeway did! I’ll have to catch a full gig of this band again soon – Brilliant! [JLH]
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It had started off fairly full and got absolutely chocka by the end.
My wife looked after the door for most of the day. She kept getting chatted up by people coming in.but I said, 'Kev, she's too old for you and Skinflint are on stage next, go and play'.
She'd courageously stood her ground against some locals who tried to get in without buying a ticket on the grounds they were there to play pool and watch the telly.
Some of them were quite intimidating but the arrival later on of the excellent doormen to assist the little minx that keeps me sane, put paid to their plans.
Big Dave and his missus from the club made a fabulous donation of £1000 to the cause.
Jeff and Sue assisted with the door and the raffle. The language had only degraded to obscenity a few times later on as everyone, mostly, remembered that a lot of kids were present. (I think I might have started that during the raffle actually).
It was a pleasure as well when Col Dixon's step daughter turned out to be a massive 'Hanna Montana' fan and we had an autographed poster of the actress herself (how did we get that?) to give away. No one claimed the winning ticket, so I thought it was fair to give it to the bairn.
Marty assisted with the lights and Locka was there as acting drum technician all day.
It all ran late and Sabbatica, due on at 10.30pm, got on at 11.45pm and played to 1am..I was knackered.
But no one left and it had all gone exceptionally smoothly considering what a big event it had turned out to be.
Course, would the turnout be as good a second day? [Dave]

All in all a fabulous day with many of the top bands in the north-east playing for free with guest appearances from Captain Rock and other members of groups in the audience in support, Mick Kerrigan from the Force and Jeff of the former Oddballs.  Apparently I inspired a guy to put on a Jimmy Page wig & do some head banging so my sore neck in the morning will not be in vain!  If the first day was anything to go by the second will be fantastic!  They raised an approximate total of £2000 for the Rainbow Trust on the first day.  Many thanks have to go to the organisers, the venue & staff, the provider of the P.A. & lights, the guy mixing the sound, the bands & last but not least the massive audience who turned up & saw some fabulous performances. [JLH]
 

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Day 2

Arrived at about 2.
The awesome Russ Tippins was due on at 3 but had got stuck in traffic so Colin and the Shovelmouth crew set up and treated the already full room to a quick version of 'Burn Baby Burn' by Ash.
Everything was set and there was already a huge crowd that had been so impressed by the previous day they rushed to get there soon.
Then a dark, strangely handsome man appeared at the door with guitar in hand.
Russ Tippins had entered the building.

RUSS TIPPINS - Russ is one of the most respected musicians in the area. I'd seen his solo act at Rocketfest in February and decided that he had to play. He had to open the Monday.
I used my superior bargaining skills: 'Russ, will you play a charity do in May?'
'Of course'.
It was tough, but I got him.
He sat down, plugged in and sang with only an acoustic guitar to aid him. Now, there's solo artists, and then there's Russ.
My wife stood there watching with her gob open, stunned at firstly his talent as a musician and then simply his talent. He is, her words, top eye candy (But can he tidy up as quickly as me when you shout at him eh??? I doubt it).
The quality of his playing, singing and Gam's sound meant you could have just recorded it all. It was, in a word...perfect.
He sang great classics such as 'Life on Mars' by Bowie, 'Paint It Black' by The Stones and 'Nothing Else Matters' by Metallica mixed with fun songs like 'This Town Aint Big enough For The Both of Us' by Sparks. All done in his own style.
He left the stage to great applause. But he had attempted to leave without playing what I consider to be his finest number. I demanded he return to play it and he agreed.
'Toxic' by Britney Spears. Seriously. It is mint.
If you ain't seen this guy do his acoustic set then try. It's perfect but fun.
Leave your lass at home though...it's embarrassing how they make a show of themselves while he's around.
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SHOVELMOUTH - I've known Smoulty for years. I knew him when he was fat.
I've always loved Shovelmouth and seen their style change over the years from serious metal to 'fun punk' to the now great mix.
When they warmed the crowd up with 'Ash' earlier I said to drummer Andy, 'You just cheer me up man'. It took me ages to push all the women hanging around him out off the way but I eventually got to him.
They are just quality musicians, playing great fun tunes with a larger than life (well not that large these days) front man that gets right into it.
They started with 'All My Life' by Foo Fighters (Col's favourite band) and powered on at high speed through a mix of Heavy Metal, Punk, Rock Pop.
Smoulty gives 100% at all times and is great to watch. Then came one of the high points of the weekend.
If you missed this then you missed a treat.
Colin explained that he was about to do a song that could not be explained too much as there were children in the bar and he apologised to the parents if he caused any offence. The band then broke into 'Gay Bar' by Electric Six.
Colin did all the camp actions as he sang it with a huge grin (too well maybe???)
Then he slightly changed the third verse...
'You, I wanna shove it up your poop shute, I wanna shove it up your poop shute, at the Gay Bar, Gay Bar'.
The whole room fell about laughing. It was one of those moments that makes a day. Everyone's running around working hard and they hear that...everything falls apart.
Behind the bar they could not serve, Gam couldn't mix, Gilroy on the light desk lost control. Only the band remained calm...brilliant.
Then they got serious.
Russ Tippins got up, plugged in, and they belted out Budgie's Breadfan and ' War Pigs ' by Sabbath proving that they are, or they want to be, as good as all the true metal bands...they just choose to be happy and cheerful.
Why not? Mix it up.
Sing a song about Mass destruction of the Earth, caused by Greedy, evil politicians that ultimately get their just rewards from Satan, taking their souls and damning them to hell for eternity...then do 'Shove it up your poop shoot'...it works for me.
Brilliant
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WHITE NOISE - First caught White Noise at the Mill House in Birtley a while ago and both myself and Colin Smoult were gobsmacked by their performance. Although there has been a line up change since then the quality of the music is still as high with some great album tracks and not-so-obvious choices played exceedingly well. This time round at Washington I immediately snapped to attention when they launched into Lights Out. Quite a few bands try the UFO songs but, being a UFO officianado, I notice that not many play them that faithfully, White Noise (and I should mention guitarist Ade here) nail them perfectly. No way could you say I have a singing voice, but when I saw Dave approaching and knowing the chorus was coming up, I cleared my throat ready to sing into proferred mic. Indeed, it was to be; I sang bountifully 'Lights out, lights out in.....Washington'. Well, I just had to! Sticky Phil had a turn and then another audience member too. Really weird for me, cos I realised that when you sing into the mic - you can't hear youself. Very strange!! Now if that didn't perk me up, I was in for yet another treat - Shoot Shoot. Just when I was beginning to flag a bit this band had my attention well and truly focussed. I could tell that Dave's voice was now bowing to the strains of the weekend and he purposefully left out some of the more difficult vocal tracks but I'm sure the whole crowd forgave him as he battled on. I loved it, playing with vigour and enthusiasm, perfection is not that important. I enjoyed the UFO tracks so much I can't even remember what other tracks they did - just remember them being done very well. Axe God Russ was up doing his superb guitar stuff with the band and just goes to show what high esteem he is held in when so many bands are queueing up for him to guest with them.
Although Dave felt disappointed in his overall performance with the band I disagree. They enjoyed themselves, it was good to watch, and they played well. What more could you ask for?
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VERTIGO U2
Already, despite best efforts the day was running late. Surprise eh?
Next up were Vertigo U2 the U2 tribute band. 'U2 at a metal fest',  you cry 'Surely not'.
Ah but there is method to my madness. Firstly, they're class, and emulate U2 perfectly in sound and in looks (sorta).
Through a huge PA like Gam's they shine. Now they were not down to play originally...it was NEU2.
Despite this, being Washington people, they wanted to assist the event in any way possible. When NEU2 told me they had holiday commitments and could not do the gig I was straight on the phone to Mark the bassist..'yer on'..they responded by 'We'll be bringing half of Washington' ..it was probably two thirds.
I've seen them about 5 times now. I'll be honest, they're all great mates and have helped enormously to make this bash a success. Without the Vertigo crew we'd have been down on numbers and money. They donated some great raffle prizes, printed the actual tickets and hounded punters into coming.
Even the little Vertigo kids sold sweets on the day raising £41. Now the plan was to give sweets away, but people being people were paying a quid for a fruit salad chew. Inflation eh?
Enough of that. Through a big Pa they come to life.
You name a classic Bono etc.. tune and it's done to perfection.
'Streets have No name', 'Pride in the name of Love', 'With or without you' they are all there , sang beautifully by Craig and played to perfection by Mark (bass), Ian (guitar) and Graeme (drums). They even dress up like them.
It was at this point that a fact hit me and Nige from Riffs: Each band had raised their game for this event.
Don't know why, but everyone was in fact better than the last time we'd seen them. Was it Gam's sound, the atmosphere, the fact they were being supported by their peers? Who knows.
I think the fact that each band had realised that this wasn't about their own performance but the fact that they were here to entertain and raise money for a very noble cause actually relaxed them and thus the performances came over as fun, energetic and relaxed.. .you know what I'm on about.
I tried to see what would happen if I didn't request an encore and I knew 'New Years Day' was there.
It wasn't the fact they were going down an absolute storm or their families would mug me if they didn't go back on...it was when Craig the singer started to cry that I relented and let them back on.
And of course, said 'New Years Day' ended an awesome set.
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ROCK SOLID - Five of the nicest lads you'll ever meet. Down to earth, talented and clever enough to know what metal songs are gonna suit them and go down the best with any audience. Don't misunderstand me, they stay off the 'cheese' but follow a method I think is perfect.
Pick a band, choose their 4th or 5th best known song and play it well.
CJ the singer is great.  He's a great singer with a great sense of humour. Like all the lads in the band there are no airs or graces, they don't try to be rock stars and like a laugh. I take the Pee out of them, they do it back. It's great.
Today, like all the bands before them, they seemed to pull out all the stops. They were better than the last time I saw them.
'Heaven and Hell' by Sabbath was great but the Y&T songs 'Rescue Me' and 'Forever' stole the show. Guitarist Paul Carr occasionally used a guitar synth to emulate the keyboards on songs like 'Highway Star' to great effect.
Tony Holden on bass and Paul Burns on drums provide a solid rhythm section that allow Paul and fellow guitar player Col Harrison (strong Schenker influence in style and look with the flying V) to take turns on the solos and duel up from time to time.
Plenty of AC/DC was present as well and a full to bursting club loved every second.
You can't miss Rock Solid . They have two left handed members on guitar and bass and a singer you'd give your seat up on the bus for.
As I went up to get them to do the encore, an enthusiastic, large African guy decided to voice his appreciation of the band.
He stole the mic and stated that he'd seen Lions and Giraffes and Rock Solid were better.
CJ snatched the mic off him and ushered him off stage.
So there you go. Rock Solid...better than Lions and Giraffes. I never doubted it for a second.
Must say something here about Rock Solid. They really blew me away. As Dave said, their Y&T stuff was played impeccably, and Heaven and Hell was nigh perfection itself. They opened my eyes - and ears. Beautiful meaty sound and superb playing. A cracking set. I was mega-impressed - Nige
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SHANGHAI - Right, here we go.
I'd never seen Shanghai, I'd just heard they were good. I've heard a lot of bands that I ain't seen are good and I don't doubt it. So why pick Shanghai.
Well I know Nick Jennison and he is one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet.
Plus, you have to feel sorry for him. He's about 6'4" tall, slim, long dark hair, perfect white teeth. He can sing and play guitar like you wouldn't believe. It breaks my heart to see this lad in such a state.
I also know Addo, Shanghai's drummer and have done for years. I know he's a class drummer so I didn't doubt the band as a whole would be great. Great is not a big enough word.
I'd never met Russ (guitar and vocals) or Kent (bass) but again, what a nice set of lads this band are. Anyway, they started with 'Hush' by Purple and then went into 'Burn' by the same band with Nick doing lead vocals and Russ doing the Glenn Hughes high bits.
It was simply superb. The solo, the vocal harmonies, the whole lot. Then the style slightly changed as they did Def Leppard 'Animal' to perfection.
Nick just started doing his stuff. I was gobsmacked. He played 'Eruption' by Van Halen to perfection.
At this point the African guy made his way to the stage to express his opinion that Shanghai were probably better than Elephants and Wildebeasts.
Luckily, I got there in time and ushered him away before he spoke. To be fair when I spoke to him he was just having such a good time he wanted to shout it out loud. He agreed to watch and dance and let the band play. He was a nice guy.
The band continued and then came the 'performance' to end it all. Phil Martin, sitting near the front got up and took Nick's guitar. Nick took Russ' guitar and Russ took the mic. Two players very similar in standard and style.both awesome.
Radar Love by Golden Earring saw an axe battle between Phil and Nick. I can only liken it to this: You know on Star Wars when Obi Wan is confronted by Darth Vader.
'Your powers have grown weak old man'
'If you cut me down Nick I will become stronger than you can imagine'.
The old Jedi master confronted by the apprentice in a battle.
Except Phil was that drunk (much to no one's surprise) that it looked more like Yoda vs. Darth.
You couldn't separate them. Both fantastic.
Then Addo went walkabout on his drum solo. Nick and Phil carried two drum heads as Addo beat away at them, the tables (see pic), beer glasses, couple of doormen, a drunk bloke who'd fallen asleep in his chair. Sorry, that was Ainsley, and then back to the kit to finish the song.
It was in the words of Nige: 'he's just made me interested in drum solos for the first time'.
They ended with 'Rockin in The free World' and for me, despite having my favourite local groups all in the same place and playing absolute blinders..I liked Shanghai the best.
Nick could be the best guitarist we have in the area..I just wish he'd smile a bit more on stage and have a bit of confidence when he plays...that's sarcasm that is.
My wife stated 'a nicer lad you'll never meet'.
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ON THE LEVEL - at last we were at the finale.
A good crowd were still in the club for the final act 'On The level'.
It was an unintentional, shrewd move by me to put these on after Shanghai.
Out of all the bands on show I reckon only a dose of Status Quo from Jackie Rossi, Sean Parfitt, Al Coglan and Dave Lancaster (he looks nowt like him ya knaa) would be able to follow the the antics of  Shanghai.
Once again, having a good crack with the chaps, I was impressed by their down to earth, friendly banter. I'm pleased Al has decide he does smoke, cos his 'I've packed in but I'll smoke yours Dave' phase was costing me a small fortune.
By this point there was nowt left to do but dance and we all got up there to do the Quo thing. Phil Martin, Nick Jennison, me and of course the drunk bloke that was Ainsley T. Wills danced at the front in the Quo pose. 'I don't even like Quo but these are great.I'm so drunk' said Wills.
'Don't ever bad mouth Quo' said Yoda Martin, light saber at the ready.
They opened up with Caroline, went straight into Roll over Lay Down and powered on through Paper Plane, Rocking All Over The World (apologies to Sean here. I'm not the most graceful dancer at the best of times and knocked over his mic.sorry).
They powered on and did my all time favourite Quo song 'The Mystery Song'.
Status Quo were one of the loudest and best bands I ever saw when I was young and On The level re create the sound and feel perfectly. You cant not enjoy it. It's just happy music that get's you going.
We decided to just keep going as the bar was open to 1am. I was overjoyed when the lads asked me to join in on a telecaster with  Roadhouse Blues (yes, I know, you could write the flippin' script couldn't you). Tell ya what, it knacks your legs standing in that Quo pose for ten minutes..
The night ended with a great rendition of 'Rain'.
It was late, a lot of people had to leave but a fair crowd stayed right to the end to support On The level (see pic)
And by my reckoning they had the dance floor the most full. Even fuller than at Les Battersby's wedding when they did it. That was them wasn't it.?
My promise to On The level is this.
When we do it again next year, you are booked and you are on right in the middle of the day so the whole audience can stay and enjoy it.
Gotta agree with ya again Dave - I remember when Jacky was putting this band together and he wasn't sure if it would work - but he stuck at it and rehearsed and rehearsed and rehearsed until he had everything right. He feeds off a good crowd and I must admit there is no denying their skill and professionalism on stage. Great poses - so of course they are brill for me. But I love listening to Quo and On the Level capture the Seventies and Early Eighties sound of Quo perfectly. A great band and always a great night out at an On the Level gig. A band that never disappoint - Nige

And so it ended.
We raised over £3000 and I dropped that off at The Rainbow Trust to see their jaws drop.
I did manage to snaffle Deborah from The trust on Monday and she explained where the money would go to the audience.
Everyone was awesome and there were no lows at all during the weekend.
All the bands were fantastic and Gam, SG and Big Davey need a special mention for their efforts. There are so many others who helped out and yes, I will do it again next year...it's already been discussed.

I'm sure everyone would agree with me to shove a massive 'thank you and well done' Dave Lunn's way for all the hard work he's done to pull off such a stunning and successful weekend. We (the punters) see only the end result and are, more often than not, unaware of all the organisation that a gig like this entails. Dave not only pulled it all together, he compered the event, handled the raffle, made sure things were going to plan - and still played BOTH nights in two bands.......'What a guy!' - Nige